trying to cheer your favourite person up
"Kids, there are two big days in any love story, the day you meet the girl of your dreams; and the day you marry her."
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
i have concealed drugs…. search me
but the real question is has nemo found himself
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
so many concerts, not enough money
do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.
- Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
- Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
- Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear
I have been waiting so long for this gifset for so long you have no idea